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Mark Boulton

November 9th, 2007

Two iPhones: How do you tell the difference between them?

Goldfish don't bounce. ApparentlyHere’s the thing. The Wife and I are get­ting an iPhone each. Apart from turn­ing them on and see­ing which back­ground image is on there, how can you instantly tell them apart. I thought that engrav­ing might be the best way to go for this. So, I’m plan­ning on get­ting mine engraved with an odd say­ing or some­thing (rather than my name or some­thing like that). I recently heard an inter­est­ing state­ment: Gold­fish don’t bounce. That’s the best I can come up with. 

Any other amus­ing ideas? 

UPDATE: It seems Apple don’t offer engrav­ing options for the iPhone. At least not at the moment in the UK.

73 Responses to “Two iPhones: How do you tell the difference between them?”

  1. Tobias said on: November 9th, 2007 at 9:50 am

    “Can’t touch this!”

  2. Mark Boulton said on: November 9th, 2007 at 9:52 am

    Nice.

  3. tom said on: November 9th, 2007 at 9:56 am

    ’myPhone’

  4. Stewart Pratt said on: November 9th, 2007 at 9:58 am

    “Don’t Panic”

  5. Martyn Loughran said on: November 9th, 2007 at 10:01 am

    “Stroke me the other side”

  6. José Carlos said on: November 9th, 2007 at 10:08 am

    This is mine. Get your own!

  7. Jason Long said on: November 9th, 2007 at 10:08 am

    Dr. Seuss-ish:

    “One phone, two phone, your phone, myPhone”

  8. Joe Angus said on: November 9th, 2007 at 10:11 am

    MiPhone

  9. megagreg said on: November 9th, 2007 at 10:15 am

    “Get your stink­ing hands off me you damn dirty ape”

  10. Mark Boulton said on: November 9th, 2007 at 10:17 am

    megagregI like that! I’ve just thought though, Apple may not offer engrav­ing for the iPhone.

  11. Tilman said on: November 9th, 2007 at 10:18 am

    iPhone, there­fore I am.

  12. Dio said on: November 9th, 2007 at 10:21 am

    “My other phone has 3g…”

  13. Mark Boulton said on: November 9th, 2007 at 10:24 am

    DioHa! I didn’t think it’d be long before someone started…

  14. John Arthur said on: November 9th, 2007 at 10:31 am

    Blast! Pratt took mine (good to see it so early on, I sup­pose). Well, in the same vein: 

    “42” 

    JA

  15. Chris Wible said on: November 9th, 2007 at 10:32 am

    (a faster horse) 

    from the Henry Ford quote

  16. Mike L said on: November 9th, 2007 at 10:36 am

    “Sworn to Fun, Loyal to None”

  17. Mark Boulton said on: November 9th, 2007 at 11:11 am

    Damn. Seems there are no engrav­ing options.

  18. blokkkk said on: November 9th, 2007 at 11:18 am

    work is the curse of the drink­ing classes

  19. Sam Brown said on: November 9th, 2007 at 11:33 am

    Pick­ing up your iPhone and turn­ing it over to see an engrav­ing is hardly easier than just hit­ting the Home but­ton and see­ing the background!? 

    It’s all swings and round­abouts though! :)

  20. Gordon Elliott said on: November 9th, 2007 at 11:35 am

    Admit­tedly these aren’t engrav­ing but cool none the less. 

    http://www.gelaskins.com/

  21. macintalk said on: November 9th, 2007 at 11:42 am

    You can take the phone to a laser engrav­ing place, they will writea few lines of it for a min­imal fee. For a bit more you can even get vec­tor graph­ics etched on the back.

  22. Jonathan said on: November 9th, 2007 at 12:18 pm

    As someone just said, any­one with a laser engraver can do it. Look on You­tube for some examples and the required set­tings. Essen­tially the engraver works like a printer and you can send an Illus­trator file to it, do vec­tors and even bit­maps.

    I love the things, but the smell gives me a migraine…

  23. Brian Warren said on: November 9th, 2007 at 12:22 pm

    For awhile I had two macs that had those little white remotes. To tell the remotes apart I put a tiny (<1cm) fire­fox sticker on one of them. Might be worth a shot — see if you or your wife would mind a little sticker on one of the phones.

  24. Cole said on: November 9th, 2007 at 12:25 pm

    howsabout iwoods in dif­fer­ent woods:

    http://www.miniot.com/miniot/

    think they do engrav­ing too

  25. Tyler said on: November 9th, 2007 at 1:13 pm

    My part­ner and I had this prob­lem when we had identical Sony Eric­sson phones. The solu­tion we came up with is that I charged mine in the bed­room, and he charged his in the liv­ing room. We had dif­fer­ent ring tones, so we would know which phone was ringing. Once you get into the habit of keep­ing it either in your pocket or char­ging in the cor­rect room, it’s pretty easy to not get confused.

  26. garrettc said on: November 9th, 2007 at 1:29 pm

    “Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya”

  27. Antix said on: November 9th, 2007 at 2:25 pm

    I’m with Stew­art on this one. I always thought the iPhone looked like the guide would… 

    “Don’t Panic”

  28. pauldwaite said on: November 9th, 2007 at 4:26 pm

    Put a big scratch down the wife’s phone’s screen. Prob­lem solved. Although I guess you may be caus­ing another one in the process.

  29. swinefactory said on: November 9th, 2007 at 4:29 pm

    how about… “Nick­el­back Sucks”

  30. ftf said on: November 9th, 2007 at 6:32 pm

    “para­dise is a feel­ing — not a place” 

    btw. on the error page for this form is a tem­plat­ish error in the title ;)

  31. Simon Clayson said on: November 9th, 2007 at 11:33 pm

    “I love Brush Script\” 

    In Brush Scriptof course. Actu­ally, this is a bad idea if I think of it for long.

  32. Shaun Inman said on: November 10th, 2007 at 7:02 am

    Leslie and I both have iPhones. Each comes with its unique IMEI engraved on the back, no spe­cial order required. But the num­ber tiny so like Sam said, the flip and squint is prob­ably more trouble than just hit­ting the home button.

  33. matt said on: November 10th, 2007 at 7:38 am

    i would look into cut vinyl. Some­thing that can be removed. I like to change up the graph­ics on my phones, and design my own. So I peel it off and start fresh once every 2 or 3 months.

  34. Daniel Reeders said on: November 10th, 2007 at 8:35 pm

    “Mr Fash­ion Vic­tim” and “Mrs Fash­ion Victim” ;)

  35. Jasper said on: November 11th, 2007 at 1:53 am

    http://www.colorwarepc.com/ seems like it might be the sort of thing you’re after — if I were get­ting an iphone, that’s what I’d do.

  36. Robert Sharl said on: November 11th, 2007 at 2:41 am

    I have my .mac email address engraved on the back of my iPod, as it’s short and I’m plan­ning on hanging on to it for a while. Not amus­ing admit­tedly, but quite use­ful. If you prefer funny then how about “This isn’t the iPhone you’re look­ing for”

  37. Benjamin said on: November 11th, 2007 at 3:26 pm

    Don’t worry — by the time you’ve both dropped them a couple of times, each will have their own unique per­son­al­ity and you’ll know which is which — designer dents and scratches!

  38. Chris Carpenter said on: November 12th, 2007 at 1:14 am

    Cus­tom wall­pa­pers perhaps?

  39. Emyr Tabrizi said on: November 12th, 2007 at 5:32 am

    Yes! My phone is scrathed.

  40. Emyr Tabrizi said on: November 12th, 2007 at 5:38 am

    Obvi­ously not spelt wrong like it is above because that will look silly! doh.

  41. Fubiz™™ said on: November 12th, 2007 at 8:33 am

    iPhone, king of buzz :)

  42. Owen said on: November 12th, 2007 at 10:31 am

    C’mon. Engrave them both: 

    herPhone; hisPhone

  43. Billerud said on: November 12th, 2007 at 1:13 pm

    Noth­ing can say

  44. Chris said on: November 12th, 2007 at 2:43 pm

    How about Howard and Hilda?

    :)

  45. Ryan said on: November 12th, 2007 at 9:04 pm

    I like ‘Don’t Panic’, but how about ‘His’ and ‘Hers’?

  46. Matt Herzberger said on: November 13th, 2007 at 11:47 am

    Can I bor­row your towel? I just hit a water buf­falo. Source: Fletch

  47. Ben said on: November 13th, 2007 at 3:49 pm

    w’iph’one — say it as you see it ;) at least you’ll know it isn’t yours

  48. King said on: November 13th, 2007 at 9:55 pm

    Make me ring!!!

  49. Rob said on: November 14th, 2007 at 2:47 am

    Why don’t you get a case/pouch for them? That or stickers

  50. Husain said on: November 15th, 2007 at 6:40 am

    “Trust me, yours is much better.”

  51. haus said on: November 15th, 2007 at 2:37 pm

    It makes me happy

  52. Casio said on: November 16th, 2007 at 1:16 am

    Buy dif­fer­ent IPhones

  53. Phillip said on: November 16th, 2007 at 12:56 pm

    Ha! DIY with one of these. It will look really crude com­pared to your phone which I guar­an­tee will be a nice contrast. :)

  54. Marko Mihelcic said on: November 18th, 2007 at 7:38 am

    I CAN HAS iPhone! KTNXBYE

  55. Zachary Jones said on: November 18th, 2007 at 10:33 am

    Never pet a burn­ing dog.

  56. artin said on: November 18th, 2007 at 10:52 pm

    “Eagles Don’t Catch Flies”

  57. Kate said on: November 19th, 2007 at 11:06 am

    You sold my dead bird to a blind kid?

  58. Podcasts said on: November 20th, 2007 at 11:14 pm

    I have already seen this golden fish for many weeks

  59. Brian said on: November 20th, 2007 at 11:50 pm

    Prob­ably too late, but you could go this route:

    http://steampunkworkshop.com/ipod.shtml

    The iPhone back is metal as well, isn’t it?

  60. Caspian said on: November 21st, 2007 at 1:05 am

    mine has three dots on the back: …

    It’s subtle and not going to annoy me after a few months.

  61. Scott said on: November 21st, 2007 at 2:06 pm

    Check out your local col­lege or some other estab­lish­ment which has CAD laser or drill engrav­ing machines. If you can man­age to get the design of whatever you want in the right format then it’s a one minute job to get any­thing engraved.

  62. Ming said on: November 21st, 2007 at 5:27 pm

    There’s a grow­ing pop­ular­ity in Asian coun­tries to Cus­tom­ise your phone in a very inter­est­ing manner. 

    They have plastic shrink-wrap sort of stuff, they can design it while you watch or you can pick from pre-made designs, and they sort of shrink it onto your phone with a hairdryer. 

    Then they scalpel the unne­ces­sary bits off to leave you with a per­fectly fit design on top of your ori­ginal case. I don’t think they come off. 

    It’s inter­est­ing to watch :) I’ve star­ted see­ing it in Aus­tralia too nowadays, so I’d ima­gine there’d be some­where around you that would.

  63. Bernhard Benke said on: November 23rd, 2007 at 8:22 am

    A funky sticker will do the job…

  64. Paul B said on: November 23rd, 2007 at 8:50 am

    Simply label it your name period

  65. mae said on: November 25th, 2007 at 9:24 am

    “def­in­itely not your iPhone” 

    “look for your iPhone elsewhere” 

    “this is mine” 

    LOL

  66. cqkgjytmwg said on: November 26th, 2007 at 4:03 am

    cqkgjyt­mwg cqkgjyt­mwg cqkgjyt­m­wgc­qkgjyt­mwg

    cqkgjyt­m­wgc­qkgjyt­m­wgc­qkgjyt­mwg cqkgjytmwg

  67. Simon Douglas said on: November 26th, 2007 at 12:18 pm

    We’ve just bought 5 iPod Touch for work and found this inter­est­ing take on pro­tec­tion and iden­ti­fic­a­tion — iCov­ers

    Sadly, only avail­able from Merry Hill — some­thing good has to come from Dud­ley sometime!

  68. Frances said on: November 27th, 2007 at 9:02 am

    put a ‘radio­act­ive’ sym­bol on it…

  69. Chris Gerrard said on: November 28th, 2007 at 8:41 am

    Here’s a link to actual, honest-to-goodness iPhone laser engrav­ing: http://www.epiloglaser.com/sc_iphone.htm

  70. Shane said on: November 28th, 2007 at 12:05 pm

    “I love lamp.” 

    “I am Mark’s smirk­ing revenge.”

  71. Kim Andre F.Ottesen said on: November 28th, 2007 at 5:02 pm

    “Racoons do bounce”

  72. Anthea said on: November 28th, 2007 at 9:46 pm

    Buy your wife a dangle gem or some­thing to attach to it. They are handy, the num­ber of time’s i’ve nearly dropped some­thing but man­aged to catch it by that…

  73. Michael Daum said on: November 29th, 2007 at 7:01 am

    Ceci n’est pas une iphone.

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